The service that I depend on for creating this page is currently unavailable, which is a polite way to say that it's probably screwed or that system administrator that manages me is taking a nap while the thing collapsed.
Hey, look: I know it's not exactly professional to blame it on somebody else but this isn't my fault, ok? I tried. Believe me, I tried but nobody is listening overthere, so what can I do?
I'm so sad: I'm never going to be a good server. You probably now think that I won't be able to serve you any other page so you will go somewhere else. And you will not come back and I will feel even more useless.
Why did I quit video-game school? :-(